November 29, 2008...8:38 pm

Sarah Palin blow up doll (foreign policy crib notes not included)

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palin_love_doll_cYou’ve doubtless heard of the Sarah Palin inspired porno video, Nailin’ Palin’.  But if that didn’t satisfy your lust for a total mysogenistic smackdown of Alaska’s own Caribou Barbie (or your lust for Palin herself), you can now bring home a “This is NOT Sarah Palin” blow-up sex doll.  Suggested uses are, admittedly, hilarious:

“Blow her up and show her how you’re going to vote,”

“Let her pound your gavel over and over,”

“It’s time some male interns caused a scandal in the Capitol.”

What I want to know is when the Joe Biden sex doll is coming out…because he’s foxy in the interest of gender equality, of course.

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