You’ve doubtless heard of the Sarah Palin inspired porno video, Nailin’ Palin’. But if that didn’t satisfy your lust for a total mysogenistic smackdown of Alaska’s own Caribou Barbie (or your lust for Palin herself), you can now bring home a “This is NOT Sarah Palin” blow-up sex doll. Suggested uses are, admittedly, hilarious:
“Blow her up and show her how you’re going to vote,”
“Let her pound your gavel over and over,”
“It’s time some male interns caused a scandal in the Capitol.”
What I want to know is when the Joe Biden sex doll is coming out…because he’s foxy in the interest of gender equality, of course.

